his last 2 blogs on myspace have been great.
The only good KISS songs ever
Don't let anyone tell You differen't. This band sucks 98% of the time.
The other 2% is as follows.
KISS: I was made for loving You
I really like this song. It has an infectious groove,and Paul sounds like a total creep "I wanna GIVE IT all to You". True sleez in all it's glory. He sounds more suspect than Conway Twitty's de-flowering perverted ass on 'You've never been this far before'. It's truly great.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnqUAbGMjLIThe Aftermath....
Paul Stanley : Well Guys our fans are really disappointed in Us. They want to hear Us do mediocre rock songs insted of the one decent song we made so far wich is a disco song.....
Gene Simmons: I know!!! Let's kick out the drummer, and ROCK AGAIN!!
Little did they know this next effort would be the first and last time they actually made a decent non-disco rock song.
KISS: I love it loud
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXDxWSD9OkYThose double kick drums are about as useful to Kiss as Micky Dolens Were to the Monkees in Head. The song dose rock though, but hey...even a broken colck is right twice a day.
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Up next: Keith Moon vs. Karen Carpenter
Karen Carpenter VS. Keith Moon
O.K. so Keith Moon is almost always regarded as the best drummer in rock history. Much the same way Hendrix is regarded as the best guitar player in history.
I won't argue that Keith Moon isn't great because he is.
However look at this video of Karen Carpenter on the Drums:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20TcvvFr3FMShe is virtually doing the same shit that Keith Moon is here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hngmb0pTcMYThe differences are...
A: It looks hard for Keith to do the same shit that Karen is doing.
B: Keith has over 30 drums on his kit while Karen has only two (again it sounds like they are doing the same thing).
C: Keith has bad posture and is sweaty. Karen not only has good posture but she is smiling the whole time. She even takes time to fix her hair that has fallen out of place (see 0:46 on the Karen Carpenter video ).
My question is why is Keith Moon considered to be "so cool" and Karen Carpenter is perceived to be "so square"?
There were plenty of White-rock and roll drummers that could potentially challenge Keith Moon as "the best drummer ever". There were many challengers who could meet or beat Keith Moon.
Here you have Neil Smith of 'The Alice Cooper Group'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkyd4V4i_JwOr Mitch Mitchell of 'The Jimmi Hendrix Experience'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiMu_ZSbKn4There are plenty of contenders to the throne who can all do the same shit drummers do at practice while I'm trying to tune my fucking guitar.
I'm not saying that any of these drummers weren't "bad ass" or what have you. I'm just saying there was only one Karen Carpenter.
Here she is once again with her brother "Dick"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PAy6Ab3CcQSo bottom line, who would I rather go to a party with? Keith Moon
Who would I rather have as a session drummer? Karen Carpenter
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