Favorite Simpsons Quote Ever

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:59 pm

Lou: "Y'know I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville the other day."
Wiggum: "The McWhat?"
Lou: "Uh, the McDonald's restaurant. I never heard of it either but they have over 2000 locations in this State alone."
Eddie: "Hmm. Must have sprung up overnight."
Lou: "You know the funniest thing though? It's the little differences."
Wiggum: "Example"
Lou: "Well at McDonalds you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right? But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese."
Wiggum: "Get out… well what do they call it?"
Lou: "A Quarter Pounder with cheese."
Wiggum: "A Quarter Pounder with cheese? Well I can picture the cheese, but….Do they have 'Krusty Brand Partially Gelatinated Non Dairy Gum Based Beverages'?"
Lou: "Yup, they call them 'Shakes'."

Homer: "They have the internet on computers now."

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:01 pm

Postmersh Wrote:

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!" -ralph

Corrected...

timmyjoe42 Wrote:

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a pirate!" -ralph

I think you meant viking, not pirate, but close enough.

fucksake guys

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:02 pm

dang, I edited that out because I thought what's the point, but you read too damn fast.

Modem · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2008 9:57 am

Bart:

"Pipe down, sister. I gotta book a new act for tonight. Turns out that Liza Minnelli impersonator was really Liza Minnelli! [shudder]"

paper · **Posted:** Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:48 pm

Would Mad Max give up?
Would Braveheart give up?
Would Payback give up?

PopTodd · **Posted:** Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:01 pm

Homer (singing):

"I am so smart! I am so smart!
S-M-R-T!!!
Oh... wait...
S-M-R-T!!!"

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

since I've alreadt used it once today....

"They should call this book Johnny Deformed

Sex, Drugs, and Dave · **Posted:** Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:13 pm

Been watching a lot of Simpsons lately...As Usual

[quote="Lionel Hutz"]This is the greatest case of false advertising Iâ€™ve seen since I sued the movie â€œThe Never Ending Story.â€

Sanchez · **Joined:** Sat Dec 27, 2008 8:14 pm **Posts:** 491

"Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No, he looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.

Homer: Enough bickering. I know how to settle this.
Marge: No kick-boxing!

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

from Eye on Springfield

Modem · **Posted:** Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:20 pm

recent addition:

Lisa: "And i'm sick of eating at restaurant chains i've never even heard of....like Skobo's and Dim Willie's!"

discostu · **Posted:** Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:36 pm

Troy McClure: HI. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self help tapes as 'Smoke yourself thin' and 'Get some confidence, Stupid!

Disco Stu: "I hate disco music" (Ep 293 - How I Spent My Strummer Vacation)

Promethium · **Posted:** Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:29 pm

I didn't see a post from me on this topic, which surprises me a bit:

Superintendant Chalmers: The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Principal Skinner: Yes.
Superintendant Chalmers: May I see it?
Principal Skinner: No.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

Modem · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:55 pm

Marge: mmmrf, this is a little too spooky for me. I don't even like watching the Count on Sesame Street.
The Count (on TV): One coconut, two coconuts, three coconuts... mwahahahaha!
Marge: Go back to your own country!

Sex, Drugs, and Dave · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:45 pm

a bit hard to quote, but I love the scene where the family is on a bus trying to get to Branson, MO...instead they end up in Bronson, MO where everyone looks/talks like Charles Bronson

"Hey Ma, Can I have a Cookie"
"No Dice"
"this ain't over"

bort · **Posted:** Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:30 pm

waah, nice work boys

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:44 pm

"Hey, there's our school again."

el_scorcho · **Posted:** Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:14 am

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

paper · **Posted:** Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:26 pm

Homer - Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

paper · **Posted:** Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:15 pm

I've had "Kickin' It: A Musical Journey Through the Betty Ford Center" in my head all morning.

No more pills or alcohol, no more pot or demerol,
no more stinkin' fun at all!
I'm checkin' in!

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

Modem · **Posted:** Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:06 am

"A canoe made out of country ham? You know I'll eat it!"

Modem · **Posted:** Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:01 pm

Every few weeks I get stuck on a new favorite quote. This week's pick was spawned after watching Marge's Pretzel Cart episode last night:

Homer: "Let's all give in to deliciousness....the PRETZEL WAGON WAY!"

Yep. This one's gonna be in heavy rotation for a couple of weeks.

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