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Lou: "Y'know I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville the other day."
Wiggum: "The McWhat?"
Lou: "Uh, the McDonald's restaurant. I never heard of it either but they have over 2000 locations in this State alone."
Eddie: "Hmm. Must have sprung up overnight."
Lou: "You know the funniest thing though? It's the little differences."
Wiggum: "Example"
Lou: "Well at McDonalds you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right? But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese."
Wiggum: "Get out… well what do they call it?"
Lou: "A Quarter Pounder with cheese."
Wiggum: "A Quarter Pounder with cheese? Well I can picture the cheese, but….Do they have 'Krusty Brand Partially Gelatinated Non Dairy Gum Based Beverages'?"
Lou: "Yup, they call them 'Shakes'."


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"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!" -ralph


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"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a pirate!" -ralph



I think you meant viking, not pirate, but close enough.


fucksake guys

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dang, I edited that out because I thought what's the point, but you read too damn fast.
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"Pipe down, sister. I gotta book a new act for tonight. Turns out that Liza Minnelli impersonator was really Liza Minnelli! [shudder]"

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Would Mad Max give up?
Would Braveheart give up?
Would Payback give up?

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"I am so smart! I am so smart!
S-M-R-T!!!
Oh... wait...
S-M-R-T!!!"

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since I've alreadt used it once today....

"They should call this book Johnny Deformed

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[quote="Lionel Hutz"]This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.â€

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"Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.


Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No, he looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.

Homer: Enough bickering. I know how to settle this.
Marge: No kick-boxing!
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Lisa: "And i'm sick of eating at restaurant chains i've never even heard of....like Skobo's and Dim Willie's!"

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Troy McClure: HI. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self help tapes as 'Smoke yourself thin' and 'Get some confidence, Stupid!

Disco Stu: "I hate disco music" (Ep 293 - How I Spent My Strummer Vacation)
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I didn't see a post from me on this topic, which surprises me a bit:


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Principal Skinner: Yes.
Superintendant Chalmers: May I see it?
Principal Skinner: No.
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Marge: mmmrf, this is a little too spooky for me. I don't even like watching the Count on Sesame Street.
The Count (on TV): One coconut, two coconuts, three coconuts... mwahahahaha!
Marge: Go back to your own country!

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a bit hard to quote, but I love the scene where the family is on a bus trying to get to Branson, MO...instead they end up in Bronson, MO where everyone looks/talks like Charles Bronson

"Hey Ma, Can I have a Cookie"
"No Dice"
"this ain't over"

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waah, nice work boys

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Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
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Homer - Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
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Every few weeks I get stuck on a new favorite quote. This week's pick was spawned after watching Marge's Pretzel Cart episode last night:

Homer: "Let's all give in to deliciousness....the PRETZEL WAGON WAY!"

Yep. This one's gonna be in heavy rotation for a couple of weeks.

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