You'd have to quit shakin and pull your tongue outta your throat first.


Where's my Wang Chung video when I need it?

Can't wait to smother/poison you when you come to town.

Or that sawed through steering column

touche smarty pants

Forigve me for taking "and that AA is where the truest comedy springs eternal" the wrong way. I agree that I could possibly have misinterpreted that. However, I don't think I did.

Also, I don't believe anything I said in my previous post was self-righteous. NOTE: I am not personally in recovery. But I have been to about 600 meetings.

I concede. I don't know everything about everyone's experience. My issue came from the brief discussion on forging slips and comments like: "I tagged along to an AA meeting with my buddy once and I couldn't stop snickering at some of the stories the people told." The forging slips is linked to my discussion of extremely limited experience. And, the comment quoted refers to the making fun of the people that attend. I am fully capable of admitting to my sensitivity to this specific topic. It's kinda my whole life right now. And, I in no way attempt to argue that I am not judgmental at times or anything of the sort. I have my inconsistencies. I am sensitive to the topic. Maybe I will take the advice that's been given many times before: don't come into a thread if you know it's something that's gonna piss you off. I should heed my own logic. Granted, I didn't exactly know I was gonna get pissy.

The tears never came buddy. Nobody's crying. And, I certainly didn't mean to come off as self-righteous. But, I do believe that there are people that post on here about topics they know nothing or very little about. Most of the time I ignore it. It's kinda like when Bill Maher talks about religion and makes claims about God when it seems that he knows nothing or very little about God or religion beyond an intellectual level which frankly, isn't enough.

P.S. CHASE: Is that response to me a direct quote from the asshole doctor on Scrubs or did you come up with it all on your own?

Five years, huh. No shit.

haha.

Did I say 5 years in that other thread? haha. I miscalculated. It's been since I was 18. So, that makes it 7 years.

aarrgghh!!!
just wait. i'll get you, my pretty...and your little dog, too.

actually that's a direct excerpt from a speech that my dad used to deliver at thanksgiving dinner.

Chase chase chase. haha. Did you read any portions of my posts or were they too grammatically complex for you? haha.

With a father like that, was there much to be thankful for during that holiday? with the exception of not being related to me?

so wat, you're an expert on recovery and god? If you honestly think you can decide what qualifies people to discuss god you're even more of a pretentious shitheel than you're coming across as. I'm sure addicts all over the country are heaving a sigh of relief at your standing up for them but there really wasn't even so much as a mocking tone involved with this, other than perhaps the self-depreciating kind. The meetings I went to actually did involve a bit of humor. It's okay to laugh at yourself, especially on the road to recovery. That's kinda the point.

i was, unfortunately, laughing at their sob stories.