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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:35 pm 
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that fucker looks tasty. what kind of bun?


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it was a sesame seed bun. and yes, the jaws came unhinged for this one, as well as most of the others.


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well would you look at this

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the farmer john looks pretty interesting. If nothing crosses the plan, I'm in.

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i know right? french toast-style buns???


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speaking of such things, here's le preview

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a real chin scratcher here. hashbrowns on a burger, all of which are on french-toast-style bread with bacon. add some cigarette ash and you've got a burger made from griddle-scrapings at the waffle house off I-70 in xenia, OH.

plus, limburger cheese...

the only thing i know about limburger cheese is that the little rascals used to put it in baby spanky's diaper to make it smell like he shat himself

this does not bode well

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 Post subject: Re: Toots and FemToots take on the Cheese and Burger challenge
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toots Wrote:
speaking of such things, here's le preview

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a real chin scratcher here. hashbrowns on a burger, all of which are on french-toast-style bread with bacon. add some cigarette ash and you've got a burger made from griddle-scrapings at the waffle house off I-70 in xenia, OH.

plus, limburger cheese...

the only thing i know about limburger cheese is that the little rascals used to put it in baby spanky's diaper to make it smell like he shat himself

this does not bode well



JESUS. When do we get to the burger made with jelly-filled-chocolate-glazed donuts as the damn ol buns?

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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JESUS. When do we get to the 30-day juice cleanse?

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 Post subject: Re: Toots and FemToots take on the Cheese and Burger challenge
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I like how the lone sprig of parsley turns that smelly fried artery-fucker into haute cuisine.


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yeah parsley is the key to the michelin star.

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tonights burger made me very angry. limburger cheese should just be banned altogether. who really thinks that shit tastes good? and if you think that tastes good, do you lick the ass of NYC bums after they've been sitting in the hot sun with 3 week old undies on? i actually had to remove the cheese from my burger, and even after that, i could still taste it and had to spit out a bite to avoid rejecting the burger all over the table. definitely two thumbs down on this one, and if i had more thumbs, they would be down too.

did i mention how gross limburger cheese is? gross.


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Gut-check time. TOOKS & GSHEGRAG (is that how you say 'Shera', in GAR?) lost.


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 Post subject: Re: Toots and FemToots take on the Cheese and Burger challenge
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Gut-check time. TOOKS & GSHEGRAG (is that how you say 'Shera', in GAR?) lost.


"SHEGBRAGB" or "SHEBRGUBG" would both be acceptable.

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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tonights burger made me very angry. limburger cheese should just be banned altogether. who really thinks that shit tastes good? and if you think that tastes good, do you lick the ass of NYC bums after they've been sitting in the hot sun with 3 week old undies on? i actually had to remove the cheese from my burger, and even after that, i could still taste it and had to spit out a bite to avoid rejecting the burger all over the table. definitely two thumbs down on this one, and if i had more thumbs, they would be down too.

did i mention how gross limburger cheese is? gross.

Did you remember the sprig of parsley?


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Did you remember the sprig of parsley?


that sprig of parsley was like being given one last breath of air while otherwise drowning in a whirlpool of cow dung.


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 Post subject: Re: Toots and FemToots take on the Cheese and Burger challenge
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don't let shera fool you, she was gulping down mouthfuls of that shit like cake frosting

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Quite frankly, this was disgusting.

I mean, I knew going in that limburger cheese had a bad rap for stankidity, but boy did I ever underestimate its pungency.

I had high hopes...the french toast bread piqued my curiousity, and the usual accoutrements such as bacon and onion rings had me pretty much sold. But alas they were overpowered by the putrefaction of this horrid, horrid cheese.

Things started off okay, with a tasty breakfast stout, which seemed an appropriate pairing with the breakfasticity going on within the burger.
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The parsley in my garden went to seed so I had to grab a bunch at the store, and I figured I'd mix it into the beef for added flavor, per Shera's suggestion. Very festive.
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Shera made some wonderful french toast. Here it is, being wonderful.
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We garnished it with some midget dills because why the hell not.
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The train to Stinkville boarded here. Which begs the question: who was the first Belgian peasant to say "hey this smells like my ass crack after a week of camping. I wonder what it tastes like." Apparently, this cheese is fermented with the Brevibacterium linens bacterium, which is also found on human skin and produces body odor. Science!
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The Farmer John.
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The first burger in the series we absolutely hated.

This one gets a single Image

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 Post subject: Re: Toots and FemToots take on the Cheese and Burger challenge
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even that onion ring looks like what came out of my dog tonight

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the onion rings were good, actually

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 Post subject: Re: Toots and FemToots take on the Cheese and Burger challenge
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is that george michael, throwing up?
I really wanted to join this time, but I couldn't. As I remember Limburger here, it's pretty harmless. Anyway, the show must go on. forget farmer john.

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 Post subject: Re: Toots and FemToots take on the Cheese and Burger challenge
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yes, forget it as hard as you can

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 Post subject: Re: Toots and FemToots take on the Cheese and Burger challenge
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It looks like it has potential, other than the cheese. I like the idea of French toast instead of buns.

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 Post subject: Re: Toots and FemToots take on the Cheese and Burger challenge
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i would try it with some giant texas toast, and make the egg part extra crispy

there were also hash browns on this

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